crack pie

When a man ejaculates in the buttcrack specifically.

My favorite kind of porn ends with a crack pie.

by _~ wiggles~_ February 18, 2017

crack dander

The detritus that forms in the butt crack after a long day. It is most likely to accumulate in warm, hot, humid conditions and can appear under activity levels ranging from sedentary to mild or high levels of physical activity.

As the hot water of this glorious shower rolled down my back, I turned to see in my crack dander, traces of my flannel boxers, sand and specs of leaves from my long day of hiking at the beach.

by themetalmystic March 12, 2017

crack

Your butthole lol

The butthole that pushes out juicy goodness in the toilet Mm I can taste it already! Crack/buttcrack

by Wierdo9000 April 10, 2017

crack rag

The cloth you use to wipe seminal fluid from the vagina and/or other orifice in the body.

Girlfriend: Hey can you hand me my Crack Rag, you creampied me and I don't wanna get it in my panties.

by Dat anime guy booty dogh April 27, 2017

crack my nuts!

Showing so much frustration, that you will literally crack your friends nuts apart.

Yo did you get the free Razer Blackwidow?
Oh no fuck me. crack my nuts!

by Sidestep ni99er May 4, 2017

Crack tired

When you're so tired/deprived of sleep you look like you've done hard drugs.

"Dude you look fucking crack tired"

by Kravenmorrdeth May 7, 2017

crack

Marijuana because it is so addictive like crack cocaine but called "crack" as a slang term.

Quit smoking that crack!
Talking about this pot?
Yep.

by 10,000% June 10, 2017