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Derp Boner

We you Accomplish something so stupid, you get hard.
Rednecks get a derp boner when someone says “here, hold my beer!”
by Ink Freak December 30, 2017
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BONER

Dani said to the viewer "thanks BONER very cool"
by saltbag` November 17, 2020
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boner scratch

having your boner ruffled and gyrated upon by another human in some fashion, in a way that satisfies a pre-existing desire, typically accomplished through grinding.
Bro, think that girl will give me the 'ol boner scratch?
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Red Bull Boner

Big dick juiced of Red Bull.

Extremely powerful.
Extremely long lasting.
May turn purple.
I can’t believe she gave me a Red Bull Boner .
Yo bro, I tried that Red Bull Boner tactic.

All she wants is the Red Bull Boner.
by Red Bull Boner February 16, 2024
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Bean boner

When a woman’s clit is swollen from personal or external stimulation.
‘She didn’t need to flick her bean long before it was harder than his boner. Her bean boner was 100.
by noasweatt August 19, 2025
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Inward Boner Syndrome

Rare medical condition spread through putting peanut butter inside the urethra.
by BigJeffDunhamFan April 10, 2019
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Ring Boner

The inflation of a person's ego from obtaining new ringtones!
I don't understand getting a Ring Boner from buying ringtones. I get mine for free.
by Reiden January 24, 2011
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