Boner thoughts

Usually inappropriate thoughts that accure when one is aroused, but one wouldn't consider under any other circumstances.

Hey, sorry for asking nudes even though you have a boyfriend, it was one of those boner thoughts .

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Bikini Boner

When a women is wearing a bikini top and you can see her nipping through the bikini.

"Must be cold in the water because that milf has a bikini boner!"

by cwright9 July 29, 2015

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When you wide peek long in a straight line.

by CallMeSAMURAI March 06, 2021

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The act of your nose becoming aroused at the sight and or thought of cocaine

Friend 1: WHO’S GOT THE DRUGS TONIGHT?!
Friend 2: Right here my man..
(Hands them a folded dollar bill)
Friend 1: Omg, you just gave me a Nose Boner

by Dave Chiconey May 23, 2022

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When witnessing others use cocaine,but you dont have any for yourself.

Dude! That guy just did a rockstar line! Totally gave me a nose boner!

by Psycho_poet 89 December 17, 2017

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When a government authority or business will go to the extreme and stop at nothing to enforce the coronavirus horseshit.

God dammit, it's a holiday weekend and the campgrounds are closed. Yeah even the forest service got corona boners!

by Dik Hansom September 16, 2020

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Its a guy named Jonah and he has a boner

Look its Jonah the boner

by Sw1tch3rr May 02, 2025

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