Front Bum Scrum

Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.

"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"

"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"

by scrumdiddlyumptiouspotatoes August 3, 2017

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Beach bummed

Having anal sex with a stranger in the sand dunes at the beach

Melony got beach bummed last night

by Threestrumpetsandatrumpet June 7, 2018

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Bum bun

Turd. Excrement.

Did you see that dog drop a bum bun on my lawn?

by Hoddess5024 August 31, 2022

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"Bum":

A colloquial term used to depict an individual who consistently demonstrates a lack of skill or proficiency in various areas. This term often denotes someone who falls short in their abilities, whether in specific tasks, sports, or general competencies. It characterizes a person as unskilled, inexperienced, or unreliable in performing certain activities or tasks, conveying a sense of inadequacy or inefficiency in their pursuits.

"Joe is a bum, particularly a stinky one; I can smell him from across the classroom."

by D1 Glazer December 3, 2023

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