Dickhead Eggs

Scrambled eggs you make in the microwave.

I got the munchies and Im baked, but I know I can make some dickhead eggs.

by Mustadio83 January 10, 2021

Bacon & Eggs

Threesome w/ a mother and a daughter

Went out w/ my ex's mom Saturday and we had some Bacon & Eggs

by El Cockistador July 23, 2021

buttering your egg

When you’re handing out compliments to impress but you don’t really mean it.

Timanii was buttering your eggs when she complimented Lohn and told him he was cute. She lied.

by Eggslut1 June 5, 2018

eggs

the most popular child to eat

Person1:hey what are you eating?
Person2:eggs

by notarussianspy November 19, 2020

cracked a egg

the act of opening up killer verses against someone in a rap battle

He cracked a egg on his head and won the rap battle

by SwagJamesRaw May 30, 2012

egg-laying

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.

Lets go egg-laying.

by unskinny-bob November 2, 2021

Egg Baby

A strange individual who shares characteristic with an animal that comes from an egg.

The egg baby shared characteristics with a penguin

by Agownley February 6, 2017