Noun. A competition in which two females compete to see who can shove the largest amount of office supplies up their vaginas.
"Dude, Karen got eight pens in her vagina last night during the American Cubicle."
"Really? I heard Penny got a whole stapler."
"Really? I heard Penny got a whole stapler."
by Miss Gwase June 20, 2017
Get the The American Cubiclemug. An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.
by Baatar March 16, 2024
Get the American Apple Snatchmug. Otherwise Known as Jake Kuhse. He's short has a spot on the back of his head and is dangerous if with other rats/squirrels. If seen please contact the Cross Country Team.
by zachzach September 15, 2008
Get the North American Spotted Tailess Ratmug. American Football is personally by far my favorite sport. It incorporates speed, stamina, quick thinking, strength, and a strong memory. Some of the biggest misconceptions by other countries about American Football is that it is played by fat American men. They need to look up pictures of NFL players. The only ones that even appear to be fat is linemen, and they are some of the strongest people in the world. For example of NFL players bodies, Seahawks WR DK Metcalf is 6 foot 4, (1.95 meters tall) 229 pounds (103.873 kilos) and has been clocked running the entire field at 21 miles per hour, and can bench press 450 pounds. Meanwhile, on defense, no 1 pick Travon Walker is 6’ 5, 272 pounds (123.377 kilos), has a 35.5 (0.9017 meter) vertical, and runs a 4.51 40 time. Just imagine a 272 pound beast running at you at nearly 20 miles per hour.
Also this rugby is tougher because no pads thing is ridiculous. While I am much less well educated by this, I have taken the time to read other posts and learn and hear rugby is much more fluid, which would result in less hard hits. Someone also brought up the point that Teddy Roosevelt, US president and professional cool/tough guy tried to BAN the sport because too many people were dying. Which, is why we have pads. Do YOU want to get hit by a 300 pound man running at you at 18 mph? Also, football was once very similar to rugby and was called football to separate it from rugby and because you use your feet a lot.
Also this rugby is tougher because no pads thing is ridiculous. While I am much less well educated by this, I have taken the time to read other posts and learn and hear rugby is much more fluid, which would result in less hard hits. Someone also brought up the point that Teddy Roosevelt, US president and professional cool/tough guy tried to BAN the sport because too many people were dying. Which, is why we have pads. Do YOU want to get hit by a 300 pound man running at you at 18 mph? Also, football was once very similar to rugby and was called football to separate it from rugby and because you use your feet a lot.
Now as far as Americans (I am one) insulting soccer, I mean, it’s a totally different sport. The only similarities are that in both sports, you must be strong (in different places) have quick thinking, understand formations, and be speedy. I have played soccer, and the sport has a lot of its own challenges. It simply just is based more off team play than American football. In both sports, your team while suffer based on weak spots, but sometimes that can be made up for more in football than soccer. Also, I would like to point out that us Americans play both soccer and football, and the ones that do understand the differences in between the games. However, for us Football is much more important. Meanwhile, British don’t even play football, so y’all can shut up. Soccer is a good game; but you know nothing about football so just go back to criticizing enemy clubs, not a sport you clearly don’t understand.
I can’t wait for American football to start up again in a couple of weeks
I can’t wait for American football to start up again in a couple of weeks
by New England patriots fan 247 August 25, 2022
Get the American Footballmug. Noun.
American English.
Definition: Person(s) who are of mixed black/African and white/European ancestry born in the United States.
Note: This term is not to be confused with the Louisiana Creole population but could be applied to that population as well -respectively.
A Common synonym is Mulatto/a.
For more information visit “American Creole TV” on YouTube.
American English.
Definition: Person(s) who are of mixed black/African and white/European ancestry born in the United States.
Note: This term is not to be confused with the Louisiana Creole population but could be applied to that population as well -respectively.
A Common synonym is Mulatto/a.
For more information visit “American Creole TV” on YouTube.
by Americancreoleman November 22, 2022
Get the American Creolemug. Olivia Rodrigo song. I’ve got class and integrity, just like the goddamn Kennedy I swear, with love to spare I, I forgive and I forget, I know my age and I act like it, I’m a perfect all-american bitch.
by njppp November 29, 2023
Get the all-american bitchmug. A term that supports the definition of "cultural misappropriation" as individuals using this term have no direct association with one of the words in this "term".
"I'm African American", "Oh really? Were you born in Africa and then later relocated to the United States?", "No", "Oh then it must be because one of your parents is directly African and the other American?", "Oh no, its just because I have darker skin pigmentation and can't let go of something that happened centuries before I was born, to ancestors I've never met and with a heritage I know sweet nothing about - I just add the word "African" because it sounds exotic, while implying that my life has more struggle than yours".
If this term is used then every American who is not "Native" should have a "prefix word" defining their cultural origin, for example - Irish American, Italian American, Cuban American, Mexican American, Polish American, British American, Canadian American, etc.
If this term is used then every American who is not "Native" should have a "prefix word" defining their cultural origin, for example - Irish American, Italian American, Cuban American, Mexican American, Polish American, British American, Canadian American, etc.
by AnActualAfrican December 9, 2018
Get the African Americanmug.