Hillary Hair

When your pubic hair gets tired in a knot and it looks like Hillary Clinton.

Girl, I have Hillary Hair. Can you help me?

by AlanLovesButt June 27, 2018

Hair

Ha! If you change it I know I made you feel insecure! Hahahaha! You dork, you don't have to do that. Now I feel bad for making you feel bad!

Hym "Nonono, the hair is great. The attitude? Needs an adjustment. More of me getting the things I want (unconditionally) and less of the attitude."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

nostril hair

Nostril hair can give you boogers that drip into your mouth.

Look at your nostril hairs, their so long.

by Pablo.Man March 31, 2017

Hair Grenade

Unshaven armpit hair on a woman.

Once I saw her hair pants I knew she was smuggling hair grenades under that shirt!

by Tray doggy dogg May 29, 2011

good hair vs Bad hair

Great place to troll for trout

That bar is full of good hair vs Bad hair angst

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.

I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"

by Mathgod69-420 February 21, 2024

Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024