crapple pie

1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.

2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.

1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!

2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.

by ewee October 4, 2012

Plumb berry pie

The most amazing word discovered while playing clue. has no meaning can be used for just random shit

person one:Dude plumb berry pie!!!!
person two: What the fuck?!?
person one: Exactly!

by Bitches cant hate October 6, 2012

rhubarb pie

rhubarb come from a rhubarb type of plant. (very gross) rhubarb sounds like the word constipation so I don't know how it would taste especially in a pie.

yum pie! wait there are rhubarbs in it? gross.

rhubarb pie sounds very gross

by your.so.extra December 18, 2012

Sarah's Cherry Pie

A sweet dessert consisting of the moist cherry pie of your friend or neighbor's wife. This dessert can be enjoyed individually or as a group but should never be shared with children.

the cloyingly sweet treat prepared and shared by Sarah last weekend. Sarah's Cherry Pie.

by moist vacation July 31, 2013

shaved pie

When a female shaves her pussy and it is hair less.

girl 1: My boyfriend said he like shaved pie.
Girl 2: what did you do.
girl 1: I shaved my pie for him...

by kilroy42 August 27, 2013

pie brothers

The other men that had sex with the women you had sex with.

Oh my God! You fucked Cindy too? That makes us pie brothers! Jennifer Aniston made Brad Pitt and Vince Vaughn pie brothers

by jer@nite September 13, 2013

poly pie

Polly pie is the result of a vagina that has received multiple loads of semen during a small span of time. Usually on the same day. Also known as "polly pie."

Aww I was fucking my girl and I said, "hey, you're real wet" and she said , "yeah it's because I've already been poly pied twice today."

It's only a Poly Pie if it's after the second load.

by Kit E September 30, 2013