jake

so basically, hes a guy who never has time for study groups and doesn't give cranes ig

A jake will say "what do you mean by study group" "i don't have tome for those"

by N.A and KA and A.S via insta November 2, 2021

Jake

Likes to sniff carpets and has a man-gina and is a goblin gooner

Hi jake
Jake: *sniffs carpet*

by user12916286271 October 7, 2025

Jake

Typically a man who doesn’t support his child for years then has another child with another woman and then he wants to be apart of his first kids life, but only because the new girl is making him.

Did you use a condom? You don’t want to end up with a Jake.

by Totesgerman September 3, 2020

best Jake stan

Becca is the best Jake stan ever. No debate.
She’s also the number 1 simp for Jake
So stan Becca the best Jake stan and the number 1 jake simp

“Omg Becca is literally the best Jake stan ever.”

“Wow I love Jake stans, especially Becca.”

by Best jay stan April 19, 2022

Jake paul

A handsome man who is happily married and makes dobe content and his songs are better than ricegums songs.DISS.

Person1:Why are you so happy

Person2:I watched jake Paul’s vlog

by ?Do you know my name May 3, 2018

Jake Hoisington

An absolute G.O.A.T

He is a Jake hoisington

by anonymous May 31, 2021

Jakes

The Police

The Jakes arrested me!

by Gordon_ September 26, 2023