Captain Douche Bag!

He is the founding last super hero of our time! He plays golf with freckled kids! He likes to Break Bread and go Water Fishing! His powers are dance to Techno music with hot chicks! He then Cleans his fridge with Fabric softner and yells at crocidiles because they have too much teeth and never see the dentist!

Little Boy: oh my god some buddy kill me!

Captain Douche Bag: how about no dumass! maybe you should be happy fuck face!

Little Boy: why captain douche bag no one likes me!

Captain Douche Bag: cause your a pussy!

Little Boy: im really sorry sir! i promise to stop wetting the bed!

Captain Douche Bag: good now go protect the planet from Beastiality Porn!!!

THEME SONG!

Captain Douche Bag is a fucking guy with a mask!
He'll eat the rest of the Steak Sauce!
Then he will cry you nothing cause you suck!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

Captain Douche Bag is a fucking guy with a cape!
He'll do back flips on chicken tenders from Hot'n Now!
Then he will pee on your bed blaming it on you!!!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

Kids: We love Captain Douche Bag!! YAY!!!!!!

Captain Douche Bag is a fucking hero with Attitude!!!
He'll race you to the Laundry Mat!! And wash his clothes!
Then he will burn the Kmart store down! cause it sucks!!!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

by james franks the 3rd October 31, 2005

douche bag

A way to make fun of someone

Thayer is a douche bag

by Matt April 27, 2003

douche nozel

a douch nozel is simaler to a douche but instead of it bieing a female genatailia spunks out as much as this shower head

that guy spunked as much as a douche

liam is such a douche nozel

by filey10 September 25, 2010

Douche Pepper

someone who has exceeded the levels of douche bag, douche lord and any form of douche. This person is the ultimate douche bag.

Nikki Devine is a total douche pepper.

by JeannaisAwesome April 16, 2011

douche bag

A word only people with moustaches should use.

What a douche bag! (*=*)

by Beavis/Sabres/Matt December 17, 2007

clingy douche

Generally hangs out with two other guys and a girl in a small group called a shipoopy. This si the most hated member and everyone wants him to die. Mainly cause he's too clingy and doesn't repay you loans.

My God! That kid is a fucking clingy douche. He is much too clingy.

by kilgren March 26, 2009

Douche Hole

A douche hole would be a blonde kid with pinochio legs and a tall boy with a fro who doesnt like a girl that has brown hair. (these people would be: nicholas, jeremy)

Jeremy: Hey whats up?
Nick: Nothin just playing on runescape.
Jeremy: I hate charlene!
Nick: Me too!
Charlene: You douche holes! your both fags.

by bridge head and pesha bobesha August 24, 2008