Chris

Chris - the best person to ever exist.
Chris is caring, funny, good looking and smart. Everything about Chris is just amazing and I don’t understand how anyone could hate someone like him. Weither you have known him for 1 day or 1 year, he’s still the most trustworthy amazing person to ever exist. I love you Chris and I always will

“Who is Chris?”

“Chris is my favourite person”

by E*lover*122272727176 April 18, 2023

Chris

Chris is the guy I cheated on my now ex-boyfriend with. Chris has an even bigger dick and has incredible stamina. While smooth to the touch, he fucks you rough and like he's from the city even though he lives in the suburbs. Pounded me violently on the trampoline graduation night. Lives next to Ryan but I don't dare tell Ryan because he will get jealous. Never spill.

"Chris since you already raped Angelina will you do it to me?"

"Yeah babe ill do anything for you"

"Thanks Daddy"

by D_sukaifykykyk August 14, 2022

chris warrington

a deadbeat dad who doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself and drugs

omg i seen Chris Warrington sticking a needle in him arm downtown today

by kamiliasspy4 November 25, 2019

Chris Mic

Chris Mic is a term used when you are in a chat or in a game and the person has shit internet and you can barley understand him/her

Bruh jerome why u got that Chris Mic damn i cant even uderstand what you are saying. did you say rush b or carbi b?

by Uncle Bazz February 22, 2020

Chris and Olivia

The Best Couple in the Universe. May break up like a thousand times but will alwayssss get back together. Very Toxic but it works.

They’re such a “Chris and Olivia” couple.

by Imjustawriterrguys July 3, 2024

Chris

A fucking chad legend. Hurt his pineapples or his dog and you die.

Bro fuck why can't I be as cool as Chris?

by person who only speaks mad fac June 28, 2020

I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.

Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid

by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024