Boner

Cool, dope, awesome, etc...

John: man, i just saw that new b-ball movie, it was so boner. Or-
Wayne: that shirt is so boner!!!

by ProfessorSoggyBottom June 19, 2022

Screaming Boner

When you’re screaming and have a boner at the same time. Occurs when you’re looking at something surprising as well a sexy, or when you’re scared and have a boner at the same time

My mom walked in me watching porn and I had a screaming boner.

I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.

by YoBoiAlex November 3, 2020

boner boomerang

When other people near you have a erection and you het an erection from it and so on

Bro there was a huge boner boomerang last night

by The neatest neacheous March 25, 2017

Joy Boner

A penile erection resulting from a feeling of pure happiness. The complete opposite of a fear boner.

After Dave witnessed the birth of his first son he was so overcome with happiness that he sprung a joy boner.

by DingDane January 2, 2018

Boner Waster

When a Bitch makes u get a boner and has no intention on fucking you.

This Bitch I know is a Boner Waster but she is Fine as Fuck and I want to do her.

by Dankxs February 22, 2015

coner boner

The way of putting an ice cream cone on your dick and use it as a condom

Dude some guy at school used the old coner boner on his girlfriend.

lol thats funny man

by timmmmah June 10, 2012

reverse boner

when ones penis retracts back into their body due to the event of hearing something unattractive.

man one: dude, I just took a HUGE shit, you gotta see it!!

man two: bro, that just gave me a reverse boner.

by BoxIconer May 2, 2022