Grinch Shits

When you eat something with too much green pigment in it and your fecal matter comes out green. May or may not also be hairy.

Friend:"Yo you wanna try some of this guacamole?"
You:"Nah man last time I ate that I got da grinch shits"

Child:"What happened to all of the christmas presents?!"
You:"Well I had mad grinch shits last night, so it probably came back and stole christmas."

by Turhamkey March 16, 2013

shit dad

A jackass dad who leaves the kid at 1 year

my bitch ass dad left me at 1 year old, im going to put a hit on him

shit dad

by sixjksdfjasd January 22, 2018

Guerrilla shit

Acting crazy and doing whatever you want with showing no respect to anyone.

Tino is on some real guerrilla shit he just stole a car and mugged a guy.

by Cjashocker November 10, 2009

Shit shuffle

The awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to poop really bad. The shit shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not shit your pants.

I had to drop a deuce, so I shit shuffled my way to the nearest toilet.

by turnerandcooch January 22, 2013

Shit Knocker

AKA: some who talks shit. a person who lies and knocks it around

"Did you hear that dude at lunch, he's such a Shit Knocker"

by KayleKaleidoscope May 20, 2009

shit rooster

Some one who is always starting trouble or running off at the mouth

John is a real shit rooster. Last week we almost got our asses kicked because of his mouth!

by Mrichie1031 November 23, 2013

Shit Piñata

When someone presents an 'opportunity' for you that looks fun and attractive on the surface, but when you get into the details, it's really a pain in the ass. Usually your boss.

When someone asks you to cover for them and they don't leave you any of the information you need to get the job done. "Boy, this is a shit piñata!"

by bowser11 September 2, 2010