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Sam

A bitch who sucks dick because he has no friend.

All sams are gay
by Quue June 4, 2019
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Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy

Was a great video until he got to the part were he decides that because Sam's "greater good/manufactured God of curating the reality of stupid people" is a warped and narcissistic enterprise that is entirely dependent on subordinating the will of the masses to his dogmatic liberalism; it means that we NEED God instead. Which is literally that SAME THING as religion.
Hym "Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy is literally just a 'God that Sam Harris controls.' That's literally all it is!"

Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
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Samming

When you don’t finish your shot and leave some at the bottom every single time
Dude: I don’t understand how you’re not drunk yet

Dude2: That’s because he’s been Samming all night
by banzini October 14, 2023
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Sam

A girl who has lice
by Gaygaygay_homo March 15, 2022
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Sam Watson

A notable developing author of the book "Running With The Wolves". Sam is a teenager living in Texas and is known to love nature and wolves to an extent that his friends believe it is an obsession.

This fictional story is captivating, romantic, violent, and even revolutionary for it's kind. Book one of a five book series, Sam is creating plots unseen by writing before.
You may visit samwatsonrunningwiththewolves.wordpress.com to read a section of this story before it is published by Sam Watson.
by Wolfofthewind April 15, 2012
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Sam call

When some dumb person says to someone to call alot. So if ur friend is saying in the group chat smthing like (insert name) call use this
Mason: Sam call Sam call Sam call
by Corn starch the 1 August 23, 2025
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Sam

Sam is a kinf person, he the type of guy to have a huge dick but still ack like he didn't really care about it.
Sam can be shy but with his close friends he will act absolutely differently.
Sam is Sam, the guy who wants everyone's happiness, he is usually hyper sensible and can easily cry for nothing. But he is not annoying at all, you know you can count on him to talk about everything. Sam is a good person. Be a Sam.
Random person: Hey, you know this kind guy over there? He apparently helped Sarah when she was struggling during a panic attack.
Other random person: Yeah! Its Sam, he is a good friend.
Sam: Hey guys, how are you?
by Surrymi January 16, 2022
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