Vancey Pants

An admirer of J. D. Vance

"Oh, I'm certainly something of a Vancey pants. I just love him. His drive, his resilience... I've read his book, like, fifteen times, all of his op-eds, even his law articles, and I don't know the first thing about law, let me tell you. I mean, I don't mean to covet another man's wife, but if Usha there kicked the bucket, I'd be first in line to get me some of that. That baby face and that gorgeous Marine Corps body, MMM-MMM. Hubba hubba!"

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

textual pantsing

When one who is certain of their argument is made to look foolish in a text based conversation.

We were texting about some movie we saw last night. I thought I found this huge plot hole, and she pointed out that I missed the dialogue that had explained it. It was a textual pantsing.

by TekkaSommer September 25, 2013

burnt up pissy pants

When your little brother pisses his pants and doesn't tell anyone and tries to dry the over a fire.

Zack how did you get those burnt up pissy pants they smell like shit.

by RodgerDangus February 28, 2017

pants schnoogan

the act of stealing pants

Dave:hey what was that guy doing?
james Mc evans: he just pants schnooganed
Dave: oh i get it :D

PANTS SCHNOOGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by THEBOMBDOTCOM November 10, 2012

Orange Cargo Pants

When someone says they lowkey orange cargo pants they are meaning they feels a sense of euphoria, pleasure and erotica

The girl i met last night got me lowkey feelin' like orange cargo pants

by Acesiion November 26, 2024

Banana Pants

Banana pants refers to a state of craziness or confusion. Figuratively, it's like if you were wearing pants that held your ankles together and you could not take a step. Like if both legs of the pants were together, the shape of a single banana.

When I was hungry, I thought about ordering a sandwich. But I could not eat the carbs in the bread; or should I get only sprouted, whole grain; but, no, what if I have a gluten sensitivity? I was totally banana pants and decided not to eat anything until later when I ate the whole, extra-large pizza in one sitting.

by cspvln January 03, 2017

pissy pants

A term of endearment for a woman who is so busy ruling the world she doesn't have time for bathroom breaks.

Person one: "Wow, it's amazing how much she can do in a day! "
Person 2: "Yes she's a real pissy pants"

by Dawn Alite March 19, 2016