santa pants

To have grey pubic hair.

Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?

by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009

Stamped my pants

The moment when you have to poop so bad that the poop pushes out, stamping the undergarment, and retracts.

I need to get to a bathroom soon, I just stamped my pants!

by Pantstamper November 19, 2025

Pant

Going ham in the club and/or eating to much meth that you go insane

Wow he’s really panting around!

by Daddy kadden March 19, 2019

POOPY PANTS

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poopy pants eats ant and like granting wishes he is an scrant

by ello mother fucka May 5, 2021

Pants

A word British people use instead of Shit

Real Person: WERE BEING NUKED
British 'Person': This... is a bit pants

by MicrowaveHead May 18, 2023

passionate pants

partner of super hot sexy cool pretty famous lit epic cute funny hilarious SKR popular buff muscley witty smart intelligent person

Passionate Pants: Will you marry me? Please say yes you are so epic!

Partner: yeah sure ig.

by fortniteluver420 March 8, 2021

Vagina Pants

Hockey jargon. A game played in the doorway of the locker room. One player (typically a team manager) stands in the doorway while another player, typically an upperclassman, tries to shoot a tapeball past him.

“Hey Fugie, when we get to the rink, let’s play a quick round of vagina pants.”

“Mitchell, you’re the worst vagina pants player of all time. You put the vag in vagina pants you silly little ass-breather.”

by Warm Willy August 8, 2022