My dad is always daderupting and dadstrupting me from doing things that I sometimes consider him to be a Bad Dad!
by LooneyTunerIan April 6, 2025
Get the Bad Dadmug. Pre-AP Algebra 2 Teacher: Today we are going to learn about asymptotes.
Class Clown: Can't we listen to some bad asymptote music instead?
Two years later...
AP Calculus Teacher: Today we are covering differentiability. Corners, cusps and breaks are not differentiable.
Student #1: What is she talking about?
Student #2: I don't know. Who cares?
Student #3: Hey, did y'all hear about the bad ass fight in the cafeteria?
Calculus Teacher: Student #3, I did hear about the bad asymptote fight, but if you want to pass the AP Calculus Test so that you don't have to take Calculus in college, I suggest we focus on the fact that corners, cusps, and breaks are not differentiable. And yes, breaks can be asymptotes or holes.
Here's a fun way to remember what a break is: A BREAK-up in a romantic relationship is usually due to a partner being an ASS-ymptote. Use your imaginations with the word HOLES...
Class Clown: Can't we listen to some bad asymptote music instead?
Two years later...
AP Calculus Teacher: Today we are covering differentiability. Corners, cusps and breaks are not differentiable.
Student #1: What is she talking about?
Student #2: I don't know. Who cares?
Student #3: Hey, did y'all hear about the bad ass fight in the cafeteria?
Calculus Teacher: Student #3, I did hear about the bad asymptote fight, but if you want to pass the AP Calculus Test so that you don't have to take Calculus in college, I suggest we focus on the fact that corners, cusps, and breaks are not differentiable. And yes, breaks can be asymptotes or holes.
Here's a fun way to remember what a break is: A BREAK-up in a romantic relationship is usually due to a partner being an ASS-ymptote. Use your imaginations with the word HOLES...
by faithyeni November 13, 2011
Get the bad asymptotemug. if someone tell you the "mad cuz bad", you're probably envy about why they win. or they mean that you're mad because you're bad.
by sussy pie October 29, 2021
Get the mad cuz badmug. by sheesh bigdickenergy May 10, 2021
Get the down badmug. whenever you are in an argument with someone make sure to say "imagine bad" to piss them off and win the argument with 0 effort
by I like Bagels. December 23, 2021
Get the imagine badmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.>Arisesisa Aresesisa <&AndA&>Bad, Good, Sweet<&and&> at Experience<.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 24, 2021
Get the BAD FELBJraTiVe recordsmug.