Pocket Friggen Lems

The ultimate Texas hold em hand. It can be whatever you want it to be and it never loses.

"Dude your not gunna beat me"
"Why?"
"I got pocket friggen lems"

by Chico Fil-A August 22, 2007

Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a vagina, before eating/penetrating it.

OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.

by Mr.BoneYourMom December 24, 2020

pick your pocket

steal or take something away from you

Careful when you're not with your girlfriend I may pick your pocket !

by motiv8r April 5, 2023

Pocket python

Two gay males put there hand in each other pocket and sees who get a boner first

Hey dude want to play pocket python

by Notthebuilder January 16, 2014

Hot Pocket

Performing intercourse with a larger woman where the males Penis is inserted into the area between the belly apron and the upper thigh.

I Hot Pocketed that SSBBW it was very warm.

by SSBBWCHUB February 6, 2020

Hot pocket

When a man fucks a woman at such a fast rate her cooch becomes a flaming hot pouch. Just like a hot pocket

Person1: I heard Axel gave Bethany a hot pocket
Person2: Well yeah No Nut November just ended

by BearEggs December 26, 2018

Entry your pockets

This means whoever wrote this is a dumbass

Entry your pockets now.

by Thanosindisguise April 29, 2021