Michael

a person that's full of shit and highkey cringe and doesn't know when to go away

person1: aye did you see what that guy did?
person2: yea it was hella cringe mans is such a Michael

by eishyouwishyouknew November 22, 2021

Michael

A boy in high school who has three girls always with him and is living the absolute dream.🤪

Dammmmmm he has 3 girls with him he’s so a Michael

by omg ideklol December 22, 2021

Michael

A Michael or a fortnite calculator is someone who cares too much about fortnite cosmetics/accounts and knows every cosmetics release date and when it was last seen in the fortnite item shop.

That kid has every skin in the game he must be a Michael!

by chowduh August 03, 2023

Michael

Michael Has a huge cock

Michael has a huge cock

by Michael7262516 November 24, 2021

Michael

Michael is something that is perfect I’m every way and nothing can be better than it

My lizard , Michael, is soooooo perfect.

by Michael is Fantabulous October 31, 2021

Michael

This is a guy that is way to loud for his dick size. Like this guy is constantly singing and being so obnoxious when his dick is the size of a grain of rice. He also pretends he's a redneck who rides around with the queen of England in his back seat. Lastly, this guy is supper gay

Michael is kinda weird bro. I mean he soooooo loud and has a tiny dick.

by Weebyblazeit February 05, 2022

Michael

A guy who seems sweet and nice on the outside. But on the inside he knows what he wants. Be careful with these guys. They will do anything without your consent.

Michael is my boyfriend

by funlovingfish8 May 23, 2022