Jake is an ugly fat girl with huge tits. She is a psychotic murderer and will probably eat your arms for a snack. That bitch likes to eat the cheese off people’s toes. She thinks she is funny but is actually a massive arsehole whose life is funnier than her jokes.
Person 1: Oh look! It’s Jake!!!
Person 2: *screams* run before she eats your arms!!!!
Jake: C’mon I only want an ear!!!
Person 2: *screams* run before she eats your arms!!!!
Jake: C’mon I only want an ear!!!
by Your 1st Rejection October 29, 2019
Get the Jake mug.A funny guy and good to be around, but shows his gayness at almost every opportunity he gets. Jakes are sensitive and one minded, but also very creative and have lots of girl friends because he’s not attracted to them at all. You will always find a Jake, in the boys bathroom, sucking at a gloryhole.
Girl: hey look at Jake E over there, he’s really funny guy
Girl 2: yeah but he’s extremely gay and will always take a guy over a girl
Girl: and I heard he’s also attracted to Ben.
Girl 2: yeah but he’s extremely gay and will always take a guy over a girl
Girl: and I heard he’s also attracted to Ben.
by ##ALI-A is life ## February 7, 2019
Get the Jake E mug.Jake at first seems like a quiet fellow, but when you get to really know him he is funny and crazy. Jake usually likes to do dumb things and get in trouble at school with his best friends. But with all good intentions. Jake may not seem to be the smart type, but he is!
Jake is also very athletic. He may do football, wrestling, and baseball, or maybe basketball and track. Or really just whatever your school has to offer. He is also very caring and polite to other around him. Although he does like to pick on a certain kid with his friends. Overall he is just a really nice person.
If you ever get the chance to meet a Jake, go for it! He will never let you down and can always be there for you in difficult situations.
If you are dating a Jake, be prepared that he might not show PDA at first but along the road he will. When it comes to relationships he doesn't normally know what to do. Sure he is good looking and can pull any girl, but his first thought isn't really about girls. Either because he doesn't want one yet or he is most likely to be Christian.
So please do not ever let go of a Jake.
Jake is also very athletic. He may do football, wrestling, and baseball, or maybe basketball and track. Or really just whatever your school has to offer. He is also very caring and polite to other around him. Although he does like to pick on a certain kid with his friends. Overall he is just a really nice person.
If you ever get the chance to meet a Jake, go for it! He will never let you down and can always be there for you in difficult situations.
If you are dating a Jake, be prepared that he might not show PDA at first but along the road he will. When it comes to relationships he doesn't normally know what to do. Sure he is good looking and can pull any girl, but his first thought isn't really about girls. Either because he doesn't want one yet or he is most likely to be Christian.
So please do not ever let go of a Jake.
by Sunnybitch69 June 7, 2022
Get the Jake mug.Jake is mostly know as a complete bender with most people and all the others dont really acknowlege his existence.
A jake usually has a tiny cock and is a complete wet cake.
Girl 1: jeez look at that guy he is soo ugly
Girl 2 : I bet he is a jake he probably has a tiny cock!
A jake usually has a tiny cock and is a complete wet cake.
Girl 1: jeez look at that guy he is soo ugly
Girl 2 : I bet he is a jake he probably has a tiny cock!
by Shuff885 November 23, 2021
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An act of sexual assault, where the attacker forces oral sex on their victim.
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An act of sexual assault, where the attacker forces oral sex on their victim.
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Guy 1: Why did they break up?
Guy 2: Oh, he did a Jake Paul on her at the New Year's party.
Guy 1: Oh my god, what an asshole.
"I wouldn't date him, I've heard he has Jake Paul'd some people."
Guy 2: Oh, he did a Jake Paul on her at the New Year's party.
Guy 1: Oh my god, what an asshole.
"I wouldn't date him, I've heard he has Jake Paul'd some people."
by Pkmniac64 April 11, 2021
Get the Jake Paul mug.A term used when a person looks for something, can't find it, but it's right in front of them the whole time. Usually a person named Jake (but whoever fits the bill).
"Your keys are NOT in your purse like you said they were, babe!"
"No, they're in there. You're just Jake looking as per usual."
"No, they're in there. You're just Jake looking as per usual."
by emptyswimmingpool March 3, 2022
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