I’m smarter than you people think I am

Yes, I’m talking to you UrbanDictionary Jews

I only act dumber than I am, it’s an act. hehe

I’m smarter than you people think I am

by Death Menace May 14, 2022

People

The scarriest thing out there. They are vicious and scary and hormonal and all they do is make others feel like shit. Do yourself a favor and stay away from them. Lock yourself into your mom’s basement and never come out. Masturbate or some shit to pass the time and remember, never...ever come into contact with them because they can give you the fucking world just to take it all back.

“Bro, people are fucking crazy man.”

“Wtf, get away from me, people can’t exist, I will lock myself into my basement because they will be the end of the world.”

by Dem scary pieces of shit March 27, 2019

People-bathing

Going out and socializing with other people, typically used for people who can't go outside without being noticed as a popular figure.

I was people-bathing in a Chili's, and a lot of fans ended up forming a line to talk with me.

by Biscuitimus December 5, 2025

International Throw Petite People Day

6th of June is International Throw Petite People Day, for people who don't like to be called short and thus uneligible for Throw Short People Day on October 21st

Since I you're petite and not short, i'll throw you around on International Throw Petite People Day on June 6th instead

by jeremiahdoe April 15, 2025

Black people

They might be the people with the best personalities on earth. They'll either be funny, a great listener, or both. (Dry conversations NEVER happen around a black person)

Hispanic Person: "You see that Black Person over there?"

White Person: "Well, yeah..."

Hispanic Person: "She's so hilarious, and she always listens to what I have to say. I love Black People"

White Person: "I'm like that too."

Hispanic Person: "Yeah okay.."

White Person: "N-"

by HOWYALLDOIN May 1, 2023

My people

My friends and/or family

I got my people with me.

by Bratzbarbiechri February 22, 2024

White People Energy

The unmistakable vibe someone gives off when they react with performative outrage to things that don’t concern them—often in spaces where they weren’t invited to weigh in.

That ignorant motherfucker has white people energy.

by treuaquarious August 29, 2025