An activity that inflicts pain, discomfort, depression, anxiety, finger loss, headaches, dizziness, spinal fusion, confusion, death and may result in a semi permanent coma.
“I might sign up for dance! What do u think!”
“DONT do it. You could end up in a semi permanent coma!!!”
“DONT do it. You could end up in a semi permanent coma!!!”
by Bohuslava April 5, 2021

by Mikkeymillerisgod February 2, 2021

by Barry Otter August 22, 2023

Dance created by rapper Mac Dre. You pop a pill and make a disgusted face, bounce to the beat hella dumb, dust a Smurf on your shirt, dip to ground and pop ya collar as you glide
by Bayslanger August 2, 2025

when two (or more) people perform the devil’s tango, aka Bus Blanket Bingo in a small enclosed place.
For example, Jake and Sierra were caught doing the Monkey Dance in a Barrel in a band practice room.
by jefferson bane August 2, 2022

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by RedRibbonArmyDance February 26, 2025

person: dance monkey safed my life. i was in a coma and heard dance monkey playing, i immediately woke up to turn it off
by ryazia October 25, 2024
