Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.

If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.

by Beanaeb November 21, 2011

crack poked

The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.

"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."

by dictionary dude12 August 22, 2011

Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.

Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.

by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011

Crack Piper

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

Crack booty

A girl that might or may not be a crack head who is skinny and has a small ass that looks good in jeans or yoga pants. This girl looks hella good and has the right curves, but is not for chubby chasers

Damn that girl might be skinny, but she gotta crack booty

by Adrian pussy slayer March 2, 2023

G. Crack

Short for graham cracker.

Hey man, pass me a G. Crack!

by markjohnson24 March 2, 2023

Crack Pipe

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023