Apple

A tech brand that is run by greedy fucks and overprices everything they sell, for no fucking reason. Their phones, imacs, or anything they have can break easly, and its takes 99999 months to repair.

"Please guys subscibe to our streaming service Apple Plus!!!!! Its only 8000$/month!!!1!1"

"New iphone 16 released!!! Its only 782020289$ guyz!!!1!2! Pls buy!!!!1!1!"

by Moonlight Densetsu April 1, 2024

Gala apple prepuce

This is when the knob head is so freaking ginormous and reddish, that it is called a gala apple prepuce

João: Bro, I know some one in the volleyball team that has the biggest ass dick
Andreas: Oh seriously, what do you mean, tho?
João: We were in the dressing room, and he showed us his dick and when he did, we could see his behemoth Gala Apple prepuce

by Andreas e João April 2, 2024

Apple

When you’re brown on the outside but act white on The inside, you act like something other then your not.

“Wow, she’s such an apple;always trying to be something she’s not”

by Mnj85 June 25, 2021

Apples

a fruit which is red :/

Apples am I right

by the only true Descendants fan June 28, 2021

Apple Juice

whoever likes apple juice has a piss kink

ew you have a piss kink.. u like apple juice

by antipisskinkclub July 1, 2021

Apple juice

Apple juice is something better then orange juice!

person 1: What's the best juice?
person 2: Apple juice, of course!

by jzlia July 7, 2021

Can’t Stand an Apple

A phrase used when someone says a confusing word or phrase you don’t understand.

“Have you ever heard of Constantinople?”
“Can’t Stand an apple bro.”

by insidejoke January 17, 2026