Sam

An amazingly smart basic bitch who is can be a bit grumpy at times but that’s usually when she’s PMS’ing or on her period but a jar of Nutella can fix that. But in other terms she’s actually a kind-hearted person who can make Social Studies or any other boring class fun. She’s beautiful and if you mess with her, you’re sure to be dragged into a world full of hurt and literal Hell. She makes a good sister.

Sam: Where the fuck is my Starbucks?!
Lyla: Are you on your period?
Sam: Yea. And my mother forget my Nutella!
Lyla: Uhh...Would Panera fix that?
Sam: NO! I want my Nutella damn it!
Lyla: Ok, ok.

by ThisGamingWorld May 20, 2018

sam schon

Dirtstar

Sam schon “ate” your dirt star

by Lil steez October 26, 2017

Sam Mcteague

Also known as Mommy Mcheeks. Sam Mcteague is a thick puffy skinned boy who is know for sending paragraphs to women and having incest with his smoking hot sister Bertha.

"You know that Sam McTeague Kid?"
"Yea"
" He sent me a paragraph saying...TBH ur amazing and perfect and really nice and really fun and super easy to talk to <3 rate: 1000000."

by Bryce Raped Hannah August 14, 2018

sam

is a player

sam is a player

by gugh gtu k May 5, 2022

Sam and tate

The most skinniest legends out there. A power duo.

I wanna have a threesome with sam and tate

by Sammygrace May 20, 2018

Sam

A young at heart but severely average male age. Into SAMurai swords and pregnant women. Likes it when it could potentially be risky. He has not only the risk factor, but the frisk factor. Is willing to keep it in the family, shares the bathroom with minor siblings. If you’re into smut novels, ginger ladies, and pregnant women especially ones who could still breastfeeding… Sam is your guy. If there’s no incest there’s no interest :)… also is undiagnosed with the autism

Sam is Samming

by Gnimmas si maS July 27, 2025

Sam

Some cheeky bassist who thinks he can take anyone down since he goes to big boy school (high school) now. But honestly, is a great guy, probably a super hero geek, and enjoys the company of friends. The kind of person to overestimate themselves not only in real situations, but also in small tasks.

Person #1- “Hey, did you know that cashews come from a fruit?”
Sam- “Whoah. That’s wack.”

by Hollow_Student May 5, 2019