little meat package

A euphemism for your cock/dick/penis.

Person A: Damn, I'm so horny that my little meat package isn't so little anymore.

Person B: What?

Person A: It's hard.

by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 26, 2022

Mississippi Meat Handled

When you are pounding a girls box from behind and she reaches her hand up her fart box to jerk your meat off.

Dude, I went to Chili's for lunch and ended up getting Mississippi Meat Handled by the hot hostess.

by rixter1971 April 27, 2012

meat your beat

It's when you take your beat and meat it.

Hey dude! wanna wombo combo backwards then meat your beat through time!

by MEat-un-beet April 20, 2018

meat hook sandwich

Double-fisted hand-job usually performed by a sub-par prostitute.

"Buy me dinner and I'll give ya a meat hook sandwich!" - Crystal Boulevard

by Coltraine December 13, 2013

Massachusetts Meat Lovers

A girl from Massachusetts (or anywhere else) enthusiastically performs felattio on not one but two penises simultaneously

I don't think Miranda is hungry, Ron and I gave her a Massachusetts Meat Lovers for lunch.

by injizzulate July 5, 2021

brown your meat

1). To have sex with a negro
2). To have anal sex
3). Penis augmentation surgery with the intent of creating a franken negroid like cock

1). Paul browned his meat in Keisha

2). Dude - who'd you brown your meat in? Your dick tastes like shit!

3). 'Oh Bruce! I love what you did with your wiener! Did Dr. Johnson Brown your meat? It's so big and sexy now...you know how i love dark meat....gurp'

by doctor yamamoto August 26, 2010

Jai Meat Pie

The act of consuming a Viagra and then forcefully and vigorously penetrating another man's anus without lubrication because they fucked with you one too many times.

Man I must have made fun of Jim one too many times last night because he gave me a Jai Meat Pie and power fucked my ass so hard that I can't sit down or look him in the eye anymore.

by dsafoinasdfn January 20, 2021