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white trash

Stupid white people who may love guns, explosives (particularly when applied to a pond or lake so they can kill all the fish instantly), beer (and lots of it), cigarettes, methanphetamines, ATVs, Country Western music, Classic Rock, 80's\90's Heavy Metal for the younger set, and bands like Nickleback, Limp Bizkit, and Insane Clown Posse for the even younger set.
They tend to be the biggest conformists, particularly in the USA, and will buy the largest vehicles they can afford (anything extended cab, and if possible, a hummer).
They may live in the Country (including suburbia and exurbia), in a tiny hamlet, in a village, in a town, in a city, a metropolis, or a suburb.
Most live in metropolitan areas, where the jobs are located (although many are on welfare or earn a living through the illegal narcotics trade.
White trash have a tendency to breed like rabbits.
White trash aren't always poor, and make unwise decisions for the sake of instant gratification (see below).
White trash aren't always poor, and this becomes a huge problem when they get into alot of money. Examples of this are when they build a new ranch house (often a log "home" <see log home>) every 2 years on another 4+ acre lot, where they have cleared away all the trees. And many have 2 or more large dogs running around their house and property, and therefore get a wood floor installed all over their house for the dogs to piss on, shit on, and otherwise tear up (not an endless resource). Needless to say, they could care less about the environment. They aren't much for historic preservation either.
with over 300 million people living in the USA now 400 million not far away, Gaia help us.
by Miskatonic Jack 2 December 9, 2008
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White Lion

A elderly male with a Tacticul Opticus disorder. White hair can indicate the signs on being a White Lion. (Comes in a set complete with a champagne glass). Available only in Luna, Finland.
Your average dude that plays TO.
by Torito July 24, 2003
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white noise

the worst movie ever made
this movie blows, it was the most predictable stupid movie ever and the end doesnt even make sense
alexp:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh scary
me:look this is gonna happens
(thing happens)
alexr:ha good call watch., this is gonna happen
(thing happens)
me:nice job!
alexp:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh scary im a little bitch
by matt pullman January 10, 2005
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white jesus

Aboriginal term for a white person, less rude than more common "white cunt", but supposed to have the same connotation.
Aboriginal man: Gimme some money you white Jesus
Centrelink Officer: I'm sorry, it is not your pay day
Aboriginal man: Youse white cunts is all the same.
by La Douche April 13, 2004
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white whale

When one's nude buttocks breach the surface of the water, allowing a discharge of stale poo gas to be expelled in a spray of fine mist.
While swimming with friends, explain the legend of the mysterious white whale that is rumoured to live at the bottom of the lake. Dive down in search of the beast, wait 10 sec., execute the manoeuvre described above
by The Hawk September 17, 2005
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off white

Derived from the color of paint, "off white"

A black person that acts white, talks white, and dresses white, only thing holding him back is their color, that is not white.
"David is the whitest black kid I know, he dresses from Abercrombie, listens to MudVayne and talks like he has an english accent when he's American and he's a republican."

"David would be off white, very off white."
by Chris aka Krill December 28, 2005
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white bear

A man's man. The hairiest of all aryans. He can braid his chest hair and back hair together and jump rope sideways with it. A true lover of the game of basketball, but an even bigger lover of Dwight "my man in the banana hammock" Howard. White bears enjoy muscular men, dark chocolate, and appreciates it when a female bear wears dwight howard gear. Not to be confused with a brother on the down low. White bears are a unique species of protein-shake drinking, addicted to big black broad shoulders, homework doing studs who one day will find a way to mate with the Chocolate God of his dreams
- "Wow Dwight just dunked on someone and pretty much teabagged him!"
- "Keep quiet! Youre gonna get the white bear way too excited!"
by whitebear4ever May 4, 2010
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