happy endvel

qcvel, kyanqin verj tal

vay, pizdec, happy endvel em uzum, lurj em asum...

by ughanyway November 22, 2022

psychotically happy

the game face lower ranked workers put on in retail or office environments to avoid their managers diagnosing them with an attitude problem, while the workers have to listen to pointless complaints from customers, coworkers and other professional trash

It's Valentine's Day, the government's still having a meltdown over Trump's border wall, that end user is incompetent with computers and there are random customers out there abusing cashiers about their tumultuous love lives - but everyday is the best time to be psychotically happy. It's a survival tactic

by everBSOD February 14, 2019

happy greeting

When two people shake hands and put a penis between both hands. Shaking until completion.

Me and Emily had a very happy greeting last night until I came

by Wermgear July 20, 2019

happiness

something only the luckiest people are able to feel. something people trick themselves into thinking the have. when happiness is real it feels as your heart is explosion in your chest and you can’t stop smiling.

I’m so happy. I’m full of happiness can you believe this?!

by finnswoter October 19, 2019

Happiness

Sometimes an illusion that you think is a reality and sometimes a reality that you think is an illusion.

Dang, why don't I feel any happiness even after meeting with all those prostitutes???
Or
Dang, why don't I feel any happiness even after smokin all that weed???

by yourmum69ing November 29, 2022

happy stroke

An event when you wheeze out in laughter and inhale back in so intensely that it resembles a stroke or a seizure.

Sam: *starts laughing insanely hard*
Pam: Oh my god, Sam! Are you okay?
Cam: Call an ambulance! Sam had a seizure!
Sam: *wheezes out* "No, it's a-" *wheezes* "happy stroke!"

by Tucosifo June 1, 2020

happy

dead

There will come a time when everybody will be happy.

by miserableape September 25, 2018