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A Jake Lockley

The act of getting your penis out often after seeing a pint of water.
The man walked into the bar and immediately did A Jake Lockley.
by Jake Lockley admirer March 23, 2024
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Jake Kelleher

The prettiest, most sexiest man ever who’s so majestic
Yo bro, i’m in love with Jake Kelleher
by iheartjakelator September 24, 2025
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Jakeing it

Someone who plays dirty in letter league, placing random letters to achieve the maximum points while destroying the board until it’s unplayable
I’m boutta start jakeing it. This board sucks
by Not shob September 25, 2025
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Jake Forburger

Jake Forburger is used to describe a very cool, calm, and athletic white man. Along with very sought after by the ladies.
Veronica: Whose that tall glass of milk?

bystander: Team captain Jake Forburger of course
by tomdemp October 2, 2025
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Jake

Likes to sniff carpets and has a man-gina and is a goblin gooner
Hi jake
Jake: *sniffs carpet*
by user12916286271 October 7, 2025
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Fall of Jake Rix

On the 15th October 2025, TXG Rebels succesfully managed to overthrow the supposed tyranny dictator Jake Rix. After countless riots and protests the Norwich man was overwhelmed and decided to resign. Following the hours after, AFRO successfully managed to take control after Jake's tragic failure to transfer mod. AFRO and the TXG Rebels since then have completely altered the server in their favour removing 30 roles and banning numerous members now that they see the cruel dictatorship from Jake has ended. This is a historical day for the rebels and all involved
nga did you hear about the Fall of Jake Rix? that shi was craz
by tapmw October 15, 2025
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Where's Jake

When working on the 240 mainly but does happen to other cars Jake is involved in and never shows up or shows up late when the job is done.
Dam I just got all the dam broken wheels studs in this fuckers truck. Where the hell is he at? Where's Jake??
by Old man mechanic ass October 18, 2025
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