Slap boys month

In November all girls have permission to slap any boys and their asses and they can’t touch them

Yoo bro how you doing?
Not good because its slap boys month

by Yuri Tardet November 2, 2019

Slap n' Laugh

- to casually go up to a random person and slap them, then to accuse them of something completely ridiculous and later laugh hysterically by yourself like a psycho

- also known as slauphs

" I just accused a guy of impregnating me, in front of his girlfriend! Ahhh... I love slap n' laughs!"

by Blehck! July 20, 2009

Dictionary Dick Slapped

When you define a word so well, that it has every single person around you in tears from laughter, and you submit it only to have an admin who probably diddles little boys decline it for some unknown fucking reason.

Dang-it, Urban Dictionary just Dictionary dick slapped my soul.

by P.C.A. April 16, 2015

Slap Your Slushie

A synonym for having Sex with someone.

Your reeeallllyyy turning me on right now...can I slap your Slushie??" "You were totally reading my mind, lets do it.

by PapaDragon November 17, 2011

Donkey Slap

So, when you slap your cock (over 6 inches) on an of age female it is called a DONKEY SLAP.

Male: Heyo Gangsta whats going on?
Female: Yo nothing holmes, just wanting to get donkey slapped.
Male: FWSHHH, there you go bitch.
Female: doesn't count dick was less than 6 inches
Male: *pulls out glock BANG BANG 'fuck you bitch'

by Brackin homie October 14, 2018

Crack dick slap

When the males genitals are covered in cocaine

and slaps the female in the face

causing cocaine to splatter on her face

making her feel worthless.

Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.

Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face

Jim: Yep I can see that

Olivia: Fuck you jim

by Phantom with pants August 23, 2011

Buttcicle Nob Slap

This is when a man puts his penis between the butt cheeks of the 'reciever' rubbing their penis up and down this is called a buttwank. The man then whaps his shit covered cock just as he is about to cum and slaps his nob end in the recievers face. This then leaves a nob like shit stain on their forehead like a mushroom.

Tom whap'd his nob between alex's round cheeks and rub furiously. He pulled it out rather quickly tapped Alex on the shoulder and then slap'd his shitty nob end in his face.

"WoW ouch you gave me a fat buttcicle nob slap it's actually left a fat imprint."

by Innit B November 24, 2006