by sorayas Little sister March 5, 2021
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"You know that Sam McTeague Kid?"
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" He sent me a paragraph saying...TBH ur amazing and perfect and really nice and really fun and super easy to talk to <3 rate: 1000000."
by Bryce Raped Hannah August 14, 2018
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by starGGazer024 March 20, 2022
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by The best person in the univers February 3, 2019
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