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technical suicide

Technical suicide (or T-suicide) is a way to say that you're gonna be under pressure when dealing with technical shit, like programming or IT management or hardware engineering and such
Man I'm already commiting technical suicide
Okay fuck this I'm gonna commit T-suicide
by Trollow December 27, 2024
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Double suicide

Shinjū (心中) is a Japanese term meaning "double suicide", used in common parlance to refer to any group suicide of two or more individuals bound by love, typically lovers, parents and children, and even whole families.
J: Anyone wanna commit double suicide?
C: yh... bet!
J: Your 10,000 miles away
C: Don't worry bro, I'll come meet you!
J: Bet?
C: Bet.
Both: Yay... DOUBLE SUICIDE!!!
by Sanasa473 January 4, 2025
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Belles' Suitors

The poor saps who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer. Also, "swiped left" didn’t even cover it.
Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel!
by The airplane mechanic January 15, 2025
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Belles' Suitors

The dudes who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer.
Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel
by The airplane mechanic January 15, 2025
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Turtle Suit

Also known as an anti-suicide smock, Ferguson, pickle suit, or Bam Bam suit.

A lovely one-piece clothing item jails/prisons give to those seen as a suicide risk. (jokes also count unfortunately)
Jeff: "Man, I got in a fight with Lucy and got arrested last night. They put me in a Turtle Suit."

Dale: "Well that's probably because you were eating a squirrel by the time they found you."
by jew_bastard January 20, 2026
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Like Suicide

Like Suicide is the 15th and final track on Soundgarden's 1994 album Superunknown, despite its title, it is not literally about suicide, but is instead about a bird that flew into Chris Cornell's house window while he was recording a demo of the song, Chris noticed the bird had broken her neck and decided to put the bird out of its misery with a brick. The song is the longest track on the album at 7 minutes and 3 seconds in length.
Like Suicide Lyric Breakdowns:
"Heard it from another room": Chris hearing the bird fly into the window
"Dazed out in a garden bed, with a broken neck, lays my broken gift": The bird laying, dying in his garden with a broken neck
"When my last ditch, was my last brick, lent to finish her": Chris Cornell put the bird out of its pain by killing it with a brick
"She lived like a murder how she'd fly so sweetly": A flock of Crows is called a Murder, and birds are known for flying
"Bit down on the bullet now, had a taste so sour, had to think of something sweet": Chris Cornell making up his mind to end the birds suffering, but cannot do it without thinking of something else first
"With an ounce of pain, I wield a ton of rage": The bird likely weighed an ounce and was in severe pain, and Chris being angry about the way the bird died
"With eyes of blood, and bitter blue": The injuries to the bird likely could have caused it to bleed from the eyes
"How I feel for you, I feel for you": Chris feels bad for the bird
by EllieLostwave February 13, 2026
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses
Person 2: Yes.
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