post wod clarity

After you work out and you start to overthink everything

Kyle: Bro i finished my Workout and i got post wod clarity im not tryna do anything else today

by shilohsteezy July 21, 2021

Post birth abortion

When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.

I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine

by Soso2019 July 26, 2021

Post up

The homosexual act of one man having anal intercourse with another while leaning against a post.

Damn! Did you see Tonio and that man with the boots? I just saw them post up at the piggly wiggly.

by Tonio row July 26, 2021

post salt clarity

When you realize something after you chill out.

Person 1: God I don't want to deal with this.
*3 hours later*
Person 1: Oh that was probably really easy. Stupid post salt clarity.

by logan2611 July 28, 2021

Porty

Used to be a decent group of folk now only co exits because of no shows like Adam horse head Mitchell and myles one batted mcgloughlin

Meet me brunton says adam proceeds to not show stays in porty

by Adam done twice mitchell July 30, 2021

Post-Salem Depression

A state of sadness/mental instability after leaving Salem College, where you had the best time of your life.

„Why are you so sad?“
„I just graduated and miss my friends, I have Post-Salem Depression“

by Blablabla1810 July 31, 2021

Post-Divorce Whore - PDW

The post-divorce whore, or PDW, is akin to the old school player. She pretends to be looking for a relationship to manipulate men into bed (like that requires skill), then plays the victim to bail or simply ghost her victims. Bro tip-if she's cheated in a relationship, bashes on her ex, been in a threesome(s)...she's not relationship material.

Divorced Dad - Dude, check out this new Indiana cougar on Hinge I met--she checks all the boxes!
Coach - Yeah bro, no; she has way more male FB friends than females...classic PDW.
Divorced Dad - PDW?
Coach - Post-Divorce Whore - PDW...She'll tear your heart out, bro.

by beedub75 October 27, 2021