s'il vous play

A "fake French" phrase dat requests permission to engage in recreational activity.

One of da best uses for "s'il vous play" would be to give a bosomy chick a big ol' face-to-boobs snuggle and then tentatively hold yer hands near said bountiful chest-treasures and pose said "playful" saying to her, indicating dat you'd like permission to "pleeze squeeze theeze".

by QuacksO August 23, 2025

All talk no play

Someone who is a pussy

Premal is all talk no play

by Rolf1008 August 12, 2022

Play cub

A young playboy who targets and plays the market of cougars.

Theres the play cub smelling out some rich cougar

by Theamazinggeek March 8, 2015

Henry play me in the chess

A person called henry who is a raging homoosexual and insserts all items into his colon and refuses to play anyone in the chess because's he's shit

Henry play me in the chess

by asqafdafsagfsafa November 7, 2025

Playing Angry Birds

The act of quietly messing with your phone to avoid further confrontation when in your girlfriend's bad-books.

-Why won't you talk to me?
-I'm playing Angry Birds, apparently.

by UndoDog July 3, 2011

Playing bagpipes

When you blow air into woman’s vagina then push on her stomach to force the air out.

My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he calls it playing bagpipes.

by Spydirman70 September 23, 2020

playing the ukulele

Making a shitty apology

Stupid John over here playing the ukulele after he robbed a bank

by AnarchyNine October 1, 2025