Penis Panic

When you see a man's penis and remember how freaky penises are

"I haven't hooked up with a guy in so long I'm afraid I might get penis panic"

by penispanic December 10, 2018

penis pillow

1.) audrey

2.) someone or something that is annoying,stupid, weird or even funny

my mom is such a penis pillow she just grounded me

by Randomwords22 June 13, 2018

Jake's penis

Jake's penis is insanely small. It also goes by the name of "charlie in the tree" and only comes out at night or when aroused by a man.

"Woah - Jake's penis is out. Take the alcohol away from him please"

by lmaorawrXD69 February 5, 2019

Enlarged penis

A penis that is greatly enlarged and pounds pussies

His enlarged penis pounded my pussy

by Big fifty 107 September 7, 2018

Penis Promise

When two men wrap they're dicks together and make a promise

Do you penis promise you won't fuck the dog anymore?

by big hairy nutsack 3 August 18, 2019

cherry penis

When you get done fucking and she on her period.

Person 1: How was it with Shelly
Person 2: All was well til she gave me a cherry penis

by RebelliousGamer April 21, 2018

harp penis

When you cum and the Nut is sticking to your leg and your shaft so it looks like strings on a harp

Dude, my Nut was so explosive, I think I acheived Harp Penis

by Chrish.10 September 26, 2017