cold potato

seeing who can keep the coldest potato in your refrigerator in their hands for the longest time possible

cold potato is very fun!

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

Potato

A thing and that is all it is. I think they are nice.

UR A POTATO

by djaondujq0a9pfunqa9fpinJ January 14, 2020

potato

A complete fucking moron

*Man cuts me off whilst driving
'D'you see that guy!?! What a fkn potato'

by The pasty Australian November 5, 2021

POTATO

Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty-One

Jeane needs to calm down, she's being such potato.

by Klkenney July 18, 2016

potato white girl

a white woman that has no strongly defining features, also known as "easy to draw." they also happen to love potato salad

Person A: "I always forget what Sarah looks like..."

Person B: "Yeah, she's a potato white girl duhhh"

by catunding February 23, 2025

potatoism

Potatoism is the newest religion which originates somewhere in Tajikistani mountains, not sure tbh
It focuses on uniting all people that had ever eaten atleast 2 potatoes (idgaf how we will count that shit)

Gay 1 : hey bro have u seen this new shit called potatoism?
Gay 2 : how dare you insult the almighty potatoism religion you penishead

by TheWok January 14, 2022

Oh my mother's potatoes

An exclamation of aw, disdain, or surprise.

Oh my mother's potatoes! What atrocity has become a meme today?!

by jborg_arts March 1, 2020