PACNS

Acronym for the physical ailments caused by no sex.

I have to sleep with my ex-boyfriend at least once every week or I have a PACNS attack.

Symptoms include: insomnia, upset stomach, shortness of breath, and loss of ability to reason.

by Matilda the cat December 9, 2008

pantsauce

see jizz.
product of male sexytimeexplosion.

i got pantsauce all over the sacred parchment!

by spacemonkey_bf May 11, 2009

pants whisperer

farty person; flatulator (see Tags below)

Charlie took pride in his skills as a prodigious pants whisperer; and indeed, his emissions seldom exceeded the volume of a stage whisper.

by jawbone February 7, 2010

pants potato

Male ball sac; nuts

Girls like to gargle pants potatoes!

by charquol November 18, 2009

Pantsface

The act of spending an excessive amount of time on a task that has no beneficial outcome but commands complete attention. This is an entirely subjective state of mind which cannot be shared or understood by those who have not experienced this condition.

Tim: So, what did you get up to over the weekend Ted?

Ted: Well, I bought a jar of pot rivets and spent 37 hours sorting them into sizes.

Tim: That was proper pantsface Ted.

Ted: Fair!

by Dyschronic November 18, 2011

Pantsjob

Pantsjob (noun)

A Pantsjob is simply a handjob, through the underpants. This often leads to unwanted penis trauma such as chaffing and painful constriction.

Synonym: Clothy

After they stopped in the woodland clearing, Gretel proceeded to give Hansel the pantsjob he had been longing for all day.

by Tomaaa7o January 11, 2012

pants schnoogan

the act of stealing pants

Dave:hey what was that guy doing?
james Mc evans: he just pants schnooganed
Dave: oh i get it :D

PANTS SCHNOOGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by THEBOMBDOTCOM November 10, 2012