a person with an egg shaped body, hideous to set eyes upon, an eggbod can even set a person into temporary blindness, egg bods are round, and unattractive, and all around gross
by herbalgerbal420 February 15, 2010

A turd.
by FreshWords July 23, 2025

Something that wants to grow a pair of balls and a dick but was born the wrong sex. A female that had a Dutch boy haircut as a kid and thought it made her tough.
The Reptilian boy girl still calls itself a female now, but give it time, and when imitating tomboys is no longer getting it attention, it will most likely try and grow a dick and balls and call itself something besides a female or an egg.
by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

Acronym for eat, goon, go to sleep though it can be used in a more versatile way where you substitute different words for egg.
by Andoverdi June 19, 2025

by pokuyt March 20, 2021

You: moriah said she not gon fight me cs her parents said she on punishment but she was just outside
Me: she ducking eggs hard
Me: she ducking eggs hard
by all4yuu December 19, 2022
