man siding

When a man takes the side of a man.

Jenny was telling Jonny how Mikey was blaming her for not taking the credit card away when she went home and he used it and maxed it out. Jonny said "Well, yeh, it is your fault". Jenny said

" Why you always man siding with him?"

by WMC2017 February 11, 2017

cheeseburger man

A strange title you can achieve. Usually used to talk about people who only eat fast food.

You're a stupid cheeseburger man

by CrazeWay January 31, 2018

A lickout man

If someone is being a total asshole then they are a lickout man

Jack: How was David's party?
Matt: It was so shit
Jack: Hey stop being such a lickout man!

by jlmcnulty February 10, 2017

Coochie Man

A man that is built different

Person 1:Who are you Coochie Man: Coochie man

by Person Man Guy September 29, 2020

Weirdo Man

1 An old man with problems you don't want to know about.
2 My dad..... No names mentioned
3 A woman with serious problems who thinks she's a man.
4 Any one (male) who has problems or appears to have some kind of brain disorder

The weirdo man across the street picked up the paper from outside and stuck it in his pants.

by anonymous September 29, 2003

Goat man

Some one with a lot of hair this can include arms and legs but mostly applies to people with long hair, beards and moustaches who tend to stroke them. In some unfortunate cases, this can also apply to women.

Mayo is waiting outside the gates of a University with her friends, Philadelphia and Summer. A man wearing a long blue cloak dotted with silver stars, half moon spectacles walks past. He has long white hair and a beard. He is wearing a pointed hat. He strokes his beard in thought.

P: He is such a goat man!!!
S: Lol, yeah.

M: That can't be. No. It is. It is!! *runs after him*
A: What??? Where's she going?
P: OMG!!! IT IS!!! *runs after him screaming "Dumbledore"*
S: Who's Rumblemore????

by THE CHEESE TEACHER August 5, 2012

Mulligan Man

A do-over husband...usually a second husband who is considered a safe choice (i.e. more financially stable, less abusive, and more faithful) than woman's first husband. A Mulligan Man would have never been on the radar screen for the woman in high school/teen years and maybe college years. Only after being married to the exciting, yet less responsible jerk husband and perhaps having his offspring, does the woman want a new supportive provider before she become older and less desirable.

Although, Kevin had always been a nice, considerate, and responsible kind of guy, he avoided dating divorced woman as not to be considered a Mulligan man.

Bonnie, after years with her unfaithful high school sweetheart, decided to find herself a Mulligan man, who could pay the bills, be faithful, and provide for her two kids.

by EricHyde March 4, 2012