A stupid person who thinks they are emo, a person who made their parents take them to footlocker so they could buy a pair of converse and only own one black t shirt that they wear everyday and deny that they've been wearing the same nightmare before Christmas shirt for two months. They have virtually no idea how to wear makeup and sneaks their mom's black eyeshadow or results to coloring on their eyes with a black pastel crayon, claiming that it is makeup. An emo wannabe is a total poser who is too afraid to actually cut themselves and usually just scratch themselves with a bent paperclip and try's to pass it off as "scars" when you don't even break the skin.
Emo: *talking to other emos* Guys, that slipknot concert Saturday was like, so awesome I almost screamed like a stupid conformist fan.
Emo wannabe walks over: I know, right?!
Emo: umm, what are you doing?
Emo Wannabe: Oh, just um, talking to my fellow emos!
Emo: your not emo, you poser
Emo Wannabe: yeah I am! Look at my scars (shows emos faint red marks on wrist) and my totally awesome Gir backpack I got from Hot Topic the other day, its like, way cool!
Emo: Stfu emo wannabe, get a life.
Emo wannabe walks over: I know, right?!
Emo: umm, what are you doing?
Emo Wannabe: Oh, just um, talking to my fellow emos!
Emo: your not emo, you poser
Emo Wannabe: yeah I am! Look at my scars (shows emos faint red marks on wrist) and my totally awesome Gir backpack I got from Hot Topic the other day, its like, way cool!
Emo: Stfu emo wannabe, get a life.
by NunyaBuisnessSoStopAskin January 7, 2011
Get the Emo wannabemug. Like Asians they all look alike.
Often insults to those who suffer from Manic Depression (Bipolar Disorder)
Give a bad name to anyone who is truly emotional.
Those who are truly emotional or truly have a hard life are in turn referred to as "emo" thus making them hate life more and realize that society has turned into a judgmental group of tosspots that don't deserve the air they breathe: see douchebag; asshole; fuckstick; shithead; cunt; any derogatory term for an insufferable human being.
Emo 1: My life is awful my dad took away my Porsche because he found my razor and heroin in the glove box.
Emo 2: Dude that sucks, my dad took away my Playstation 3 because he found me drinking my tears whilst wearing my mothers undergarments.
Bipolar dude in the background: I should fucking stab you two little over-indulged inbreds in the heart...but you'd probably enjoy it and get another fag boyfriend and a record deal out of it. Well, off to run in the gorgeous fall weather.
Often insults to those who suffer from Manic Depression (Bipolar Disorder)
Give a bad name to anyone who is truly emotional.
Those who are truly emotional or truly have a hard life are in turn referred to as "emo" thus making them hate life more and realize that society has turned into a judgmental group of tosspots that don't deserve the air they breathe: see douchebag; asshole; fuckstick; shithead; cunt; any derogatory term for an insufferable human being.
Emo 1: My life is awful my dad took away my Porsche because he found my razor and heroin in the glove box.
Emo 2: Dude that sucks, my dad took away my Playstation 3 because he found me drinking my tears whilst wearing my mothers undergarments.
Bipolar dude in the background: I should fucking stab you two little over-indulged inbreds in the heart...but you'd probably enjoy it and get another fag boyfriend and a record deal out of it. Well, off to run in the gorgeous fall weather.
emo (adj.)
Ex.1:Any lonely queer reading this right now getting upset and offended because yet another person went out of their way to expand on the lonely, depressing, "black-sheep", "lone-wolf" subculture that obviously doesn't understand that those stupid scratch marks on their arms are going to ruin their chances at a decent job someday.
Ex.II: Any lonely queer reading this that took offense. Simply because they feel they are emo and are now going to either a)cry
b)cut themself
c)both
d)continue to be offended not realizing that this site is just a way for judgmental assholes like the author of every racist, sexist, chauvinistic, prejudiced, bigoted definition on here to be an obnoxious douche and choose some culture, sub-culture, fashion, style or scene and to rag on said culture, sub-culture, fashion, style or scene and entertain other obnoxious douches/ignorant assholes/bored college or high school students around the world at the same time
e) all of the above
ExIII: Secretly David Duchovny. (He just gets laid because he's famous. They only get laid when they're famous)
Ex.1:Any lonely queer reading this right now getting upset and offended because yet another person went out of their way to expand on the lonely, depressing, "black-sheep", "lone-wolf" subculture that obviously doesn't understand that those stupid scratch marks on their arms are going to ruin their chances at a decent job someday.
Ex.II: Any lonely queer reading this that took offense. Simply because they feel they are emo and are now going to either a)cry
b)cut themself
c)both
d)continue to be offended not realizing that this site is just a way for judgmental assholes like the author of every racist, sexist, chauvinistic, prejudiced, bigoted definition on here to be an obnoxious douche and choose some culture, sub-culture, fashion, style or scene and to rag on said culture, sub-culture, fashion, style or scene and entertain other obnoxious douches/ignorant assholes/bored college or high school students around the world at the same time
e) all of the above
ExIII: Secretly David Duchovny. (He just gets laid because he's famous. They only get laid when they're famous)
by The Red Avenger December 9, 2008
Get the emo (adj.)mug. A gay group of people who where their hair to the side because they suck. They usually don't know what emo really is and think that falloutboy and Taking back sunday and MCR are "Emo bands". Emo kids are losers.
by Klashinzanzibar May 21, 2006
Get the emo kidsmug. An emo kid that finally developed the testicular fortitude to actually kill themselves instead of whining about how unfair their life is.
"dude, did you hear the Brett killed himself?"
"Brett the emo kid?"
"yeah...well...he's Post-Emo now, i guess."
"Brett the emo kid?"
"yeah...well...he's Post-Emo now, i guess."
by roachez February 9, 2008
Get the post-emomug. Used to wrongly harass teenagers with life difficulties displaying this to the world. These people should be respected, far more than for example the guy who wrote the definition above this.
I'm a jackass lacking moral fiber, and I can't think for myself or feel for others and instead my monkeybrain think it's a good idea to join in on the trend of bullying emo teenagers.
by Some Guy 3948739582 October 25, 2018
Get the Emo teenagermug. by xXemo♥princessXx June 2, 2009
Get the emo sexmug. A male usually aged 14-19 who is too weak and feels as if the world hates him so he cuts himself and listens to music that in later years blows his eardrums out and makes him deaf. Emo boys usually dress as if they don't care how they look but in reality they wake up 6 hours early in the morning to get ready for the day. Emo boys try to make themselves look as if they are the "perfect" boyfriends when in reality they trick females into dating them just to get into their pants.
Emo boys love the taste of blood and before they go to bed they usually cut themselves and cry in their pillows about how bad their life is when in reality they have it better than 70% of the United States population. Emo boys also never cut their hair and wear it to one side, they look like little kids whos balls haven't dropped.
Emo boys love the taste of blood and before they go to bed they usually cut themselves and cry in their pillows about how bad their life is when in reality they have it better than 70% of the United States population. Emo boys also never cut their hair and wear it to one side, they look like little kids whos balls haven't dropped.
Emo Boy: "I hate life, I hate myself, I hate my parents, I hate everything that moves."
Normal Guy: Shut the fuck up you queer.
Emo Boy: "Cries"
Normal Guy: Shut the fuck up you queer.
Emo Boy: "Cries"
by BiPolarBear18 December 17, 2008
Get the emo boymug.