Money

A utility that we do not have a right to or own but we can earn. The amount you determines your merit, luck, and hard work.
Like water it comes and goes,it heals you, but can kill you. Like faith it's how much you think it values, it is rule by your faith you have towards that issuing public and/or private national bank.

Man 1: Damn it! I just lost my Money.

Friend: How?

Man 1: by gambling it.

Friend: Then prevent anything similar to that happening again, budget right, and keep your jobs.

Man 1: Thank you, I'm thankful for your advice Friend.

Friend: Anytime Man 1.

by Shinkdmeister November 5, 2018

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National Give Katie Tregunna Money Day

On this day you give money to everyone called Katie Tregunna no matter how big or small but must be over 1 pound

“guess what day it is today! It’s national give katie Tregunna money day”
“Oh god better save up”

by katie_xoxox October 8, 2020

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money mosquito

American insurance companies

Those blood-sucking insurance companies

You mean the money mosquito's?

by lmaougottabekidding July 13, 2017

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Money Hole

Money Hole- Mun-ie Hol (noun) - A stripper's vagina.

"Paul came in the other night and started making it rain on my money hole!"

by Worthington Jackson II June 20, 2019

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Money and power

One hell of a drug

Money and power is one hell of a drug

by spotlight ah moonlight ah August 11, 2023

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Today money

If you're on a contract for a day and get paid end of the day in CASH, its today money! not tomorrow money, or day after money or end of the week money...today money.

Hey dude, look, lets do this little job, its only going to take two hours. I'm talking today money here...

Look kid, If you want today money, cut my grass!

by udon'twannaknow February 22, 2011

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