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Y U DUMB? Elementary School

The name of the school in SML...
I just went to Y U DUMB? Elementary School - I give it one star because the teacher (Jackie Chu) is dumb
by PhoneGuyYT June 3, 2025
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No U

Something a Virgin enjoys saying on a day-to-day basis because they think it’s cool
Jack: You’re so annoying
Tim: No U
Jack: Stfu Fortnite Kid
by Daddy1407 December 11, 2020
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No-U

RIGHT! I'M the solipsist! Isn't that weird? How I'M glue and everyone else is rubber so everything I say bounces right off them and sticks to me.

Hym "Really. With 100% accuracy. Everything I say. Watch: 'You're the greatest mind the world has ever seen!' "

A retard "No-U! You are!"

Hym "See!? It's every single thing I say! 'The sky is blue!' "

A retard "No, YOU'RE blue!"

Hym "You're being stalked and harassed perpetually!"

A retard "No, You're being stalked and harassed."

Hym "It's literally everything. And for what? Because 'I can't KNOW that the guy who promised you immortality in the form of an incest cult was lying so I need to show some epistemic humility!' Or 'I should feel more bad for women because they had to fuck guys they didn't want to instead of having to carry thing perpetually for the guy who fucked them and have their existence harvested out from underneath them?' Or, wait, because 'Retard shouldn't have to do the thing we want you to do.' It's fucking ridiculous.
You see it now, right? You see the thing you're actively doing to me why people are murdering your kids right? You're not going to get the guns. They need the guns to protect THEIR kids and are NEVER going to give them up. You're only option is to stop doing shit like this but you won't because it means you won't be able to have dominion over the lives of every person whose existence you're aware of! You won't be able to infest their lives like the fucking plague you are. Look at the balloon pop guy! By virtue of (simply) being aware of his existence, people took it upon themselves to claim dominion over his life and get his job taken away."

A retard "I wasn't me specifically though!"

Hym "Silence is violence, bitch. You don't actually believe any of the shit you say. You're not effect proponents of your own ideas."

A retard "No-U!"
by Hym Iam June 23, 2024
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ill block every guy for u

"ill block every guy for u, i only want you"
- i love her
by hesmineonly March 27, 2023
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Would u rather eat a raw egg?

The almighty question of asking for the action of the devouring of a raw egg.
Wanna go down 8 vic later??
nah what would you do if i said would u rather eat a raw egg?
by Leo mclenan November 19, 2022
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F U

F U means Fuck Umali and its a hatecrime against the Umali family.
Muska: "F U , KYS"
by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAe July 2, 2022
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U

You but shorten
U are gay, no ur mom is gay
by Niggas be gay January 16, 2023
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