by POWDER MONKEY March 16, 2025

“Happy hit a gay day dude!” Friend A
“Thanks man!” Gay friend B
*friend A slaps the shit out of Gay friend b*
“Thanks man!” Gay friend B
*friend A slaps the shit out of Gay friend b*
by Soupisgae August 31, 2022

by Gregerkul2_0 March 13, 2021

An ugly bitch you have sex with
by Reg Filler December 26, 2017

Call you on the phone
by PrettyOnFleek4evaNiggas January 24, 2016

by random67443 January 13, 2021

A mainstream listener, Usually knows nothing about music, Also known as a music normie. Any true hit blaster will do the following:
-Listens to anything trending without taking risks outside popular stuff
-Scared of anything above 150 BPM
-Claims they "listen to everything"
-Calls shitty mainstream bands "Indie" (whatever that means anymore)
-Listens extremely mainly to Pop, Will occasionally listen to weak Rock or mainstream EDM (like Marshmello and The Chainsmokers)
-Knows nothing about music
-Will die if they hear a Deathstep or Splittercore song
-Probably 8-14 y/o
-Calls any EDM song Dubstep
-Listens to anything trending without taking risks outside popular stuff
-Scared of anything above 150 BPM
-Claims they "listen to everything"
-Calls shitty mainstream bands "Indie" (whatever that means anymore)
-Listens extremely mainly to Pop, Will occasionally listen to weak Rock or mainstream EDM (like Marshmello and The Chainsmokers)
-Knows nothing about music
-Will die if they hear a Deathstep or Splittercore song
-Probably 8-14 y/o
-Calls any EDM song Dubstep
Music expert: Hi, What's your favorite music genre?
Hit blaster: I listen to everything
Music expert: Really? What do you think about this song? *Shows them Noisekick - Reaching For The Sky*
Hit blaster: *Dies*
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Hit blaster: Hey look at this great indie song I found! *shows random ass mainstream band*
Music expert: What's so indie about this?
Hit blaster: The style bro
Music expert: Indie means industrial, Not released on a label, This was released on vevo, That's a label
Hit blaster: I listen to everything
Music expert: Really? What do you think about this song? *Shows them Noisekick - Reaching For The Sky*
Hit blaster: *Dies*
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Hit blaster: Hey look at this great indie song I found! *shows random ass mainstream band*
Music expert: What's so indie about this?
Hit blaster: The style bro
Music expert: Indie means industrial, Not released on a label, This was released on vevo, That's a label
by Solvo November 19, 2021
