I'd eat my bread without butter!

What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.

Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

Defense eating

Eating you food faster and strategically so nobody around can eat any of your foods.

When Jon took a piece of dessert. He used defense eating so only he can have his part of the dessert

by guest E51 April 20, 2019

eat the paper

This expression is from the pot business. When many kilos were being sold, either the buyer or seller had to "eat the paper" that is, the weight of all the paper that covered the product.

With over 500 kilos for sale, we knew we had to eat the paper to make the buyer smile.

by pedro seguro April 22, 2019

eat that three up

suck my dick

mark: girl shut up

tisha: you shut up

Mark: eat that three up.

by kauliflour May 2, 2019

Eating in the Dog

Eating in the dog occurs when the woman is on the bed on all 4's like a dog. The man approaches the bed and with a slight bend at the waist goes in and eats.

Honey, go wash your asshole I'm eating in the dog tonight!

by KneeGrows1234 May 7, 2019

eat it up like a snicker

when someone has a attitude or is mad say "eat it up like a snicker" because that
means that if they mad if they eat a snicker they will not be mad anymore and they
will laugh if you say that. PERIODT

SHAWNQUISHA: GIRL THAT GIRL MADE ME MAD SHE GONNA SAY MOVE OUT MY WAY

BEFORE YOU GET SLAP AND I SAID YOUR NOT GONNA SLAP ME PERIODT.
STARRKEISHA: EAT IT UP LIKE A SNICKER
SHAWNQUISHA: WHATTT???
STARRKEISHA: GO EAT YOUR SNICKER YOU WILL FEEL BETTER
SHAWNQUISHA: OKAY BESTFRIEND, OH THAT SNICKER DID MAKE ME FEEL BETTER...
STARRKEISHA: I TOLD YOU BESTFRIEND

by A BABBIE JTB March 29, 2019

EAT

To consume something

Girl1:i wanna eat something

Girl2:I WANNA CONSUME SOMETHING

by Why just why April 3, 2019