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Poop Dick Mouth 

When someone has anal sex with some ugly bitch and she sucks his dick right after. Later her and some other guy hook up and he kisses her poopy dick mouth, thusly receiving the poop dick mouth.
Puffins are more prone to poop dick mouth than most other animals.

That guy justin got the poop dick mouth

i dont wanna hang out with that lady anymore she got the poop dick mouth
Poop Dick Mouth by Mooooop February 21, 2011
1. Grandson of Dick Cheney and George Bush, destined to be a future U.S. President.

2. Slang for future Republican Presidential/VP tag teams.
Dick Bush will be our future President no matter how we vote.
Dick Bush by Ethan Hunt May 26, 2006

My dick is so hard I could lay a brick 

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.
Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

yo man Freddie is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

Little Dick Syndrome 

Condition which causes a person to use his position of authority to threaten or speak to others in a condescending tone. It is most common in police officers, military, security guards, rent-a-cops, teachers, parents, etc. When not 'on duty', those with LDS are quickly revealed as cowards.
We thought the officer was courageous but as soon as he didn't have his badge and police backup, we realized he had Little Dick Syndrome.
Little Dick Syndrome by sueduhnim September 12, 2011

dick lips 

Used to describe a females full, lush lips. In consideration of how it would feel to receive oral sex from her.
"She has nice dicklips."
dick lips by the devil made me do it February 22, 2003