cum witch

When you cum in-between two pieces of wonder bread and feed it to a random girl you just met on tinder.

The cum witch is a bit dry, many you shouldn't have eaten so much chocolate last night

by Masterfaulker April 21, 2016

cum stump

Noun.
A derogatory term for the male genitalia that observes its diminutive stature.

1. Stop posting pictures of your diseased cum stump on here!

2. Guy: I got a big dick.

Girl: Prove it.

Guy: *Removes Pants*

Girl: HAHAHAHA!! That little thing is nothing more than a cum stump!

by Tactical Taco September 16, 2016

Cum sisters

Two girls, one dick. When more than one girl have sex with one guy.

These two chicks are cum sisters because they both fucked James.

by Taliasmash September 14, 2016

Cum Guzzler

Being of the type of woman that prefers to swallow large amounts of semen, opposed to simply spitting it out like a lil' bitch.

Damn dude, I found this cum guzzler that gets the job done and doesn't act like a bitch.

by 69Big Tasty69 August 17, 2016

Cum Compactor

The process when ejaculating in a female's ass. Then she claps her ass cheeks.

Right after anal, she did a cum compactor.

by Sirchupurs July 16, 2016

cum stoked

1. The state of being super thirsty, hungry for cock, or ready for sex with a new man.

2. Just plain old excited.

She was so cum stoked when she saw the outline of his dick in his joggers.

by Frontpagepodcast July 11, 2016

waffle cum

Waffle cum is Waffle House mashed up in a plastic bag, that has been ejaculated into. Must sit like that for an hour or so to qualify as waffle cum.

Hey man, want some waffle cum?

by ayylmao3254 February 4, 2018