Chris

The man who loves Allah and loves to lecture his students on how Darwin is a fool and how he is the Antichrist , and Chris hates evolution. Chris favorite food is his famous dog poop sandwich, which consists of moldy bread moldy cheese, and of course , dog poop and with a whiff of skunk . Chris has a son named Allah ACKBAR, which looses all the time in airports

Chris says “ AYGHAHE , ALLAH IS GREAT PLUS 5”

by Biggest tips fan August 13, 2025

Chris hurtt

Big ass forehead go get a life punk

You see Chris hurtt? Yeahhhhh how could u not with that forehead

by Rashaina August 17, 2025

Chris

the sweetest boy who was ever mine but treated me better before we started dating. i feel like his love is fading but i truly do love him so much. i wish he realized how bad i want him to compliment me and to love me loudly, because i love him so so much

i love chris

by anonymous September 2, 2025

Chris Hemsworth

God of thunder from down under hotter than shrimp on the barby. Australian Jesus. A beefy dingo from the land down under. Aussie hunk.

Well, g’day to you, Chris Hemsworth.

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

Chris+Hetty

The best couple ever. They need to shut up and date right now. They will be together FOREVER.

Overall, they just need to date. They are both fit and kind, funny and sweet.

Aurora:Look at them, they are so cute!
Libby:Obviously, there Chris+Hetty

by Wys.bubblygirl January 26, 2025

Chris Church Maxing

Chris Chruch Maxing is when you wear a red nike tech for long periods of time

Damn twin ur chris church maxing

by Sigma skibidi goat February 4, 2025

Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025