tower monkey

Someone who climbs towers for a living

The light on top of that tower just went out. Better call in the tower monkeys to Chang it.

by Bob0117 February 1, 2018

Mirror-Monkey

All the 20-ish college brats who have nothing better to do at the gym than stare at themselves in the mirrors rather than actually working out.

Look over there, another mirror-monkey admiring themselves , good thing those 12 inch biceps do not take up too much mirror! LOL

by Gman1965 January 4, 2017

Monkey Kevin

A person so stoned that they have the typical brain function of a monkey.

"Did you hear about that kid who smoke so much he didn't know what his name was?"
"Yeah man, he's totally a monkey kevin."

by Monkey Kevin January 8, 2017

Porch Monkey

A person who sits on their porch all day, usually doing drugs or pissing off of it. They also will show off their genitals and on occasion actually go inside.

Did you see that porch monkey? He just flipped me off while whipping a dog with his dick.

by TerminalJam December 4, 2019

attic monkey

A type of small monkey that hides in attics and sometimes will come out to throw oranges at you.

Oh snap the attic monkey threw an orange at me

by Ostrem December 11, 2019

Monkey Farm

A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes

IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!

by The real Sid Vicious January 10, 2020

Monkey Swings

A fighting technique in which hair or a hood is pulled over the face, punches are thrown upwards towards the face as the person cannot see or fight back.

Phil:’Damn she threw hands mayte’
Colin:’Those monkey swings are so hard to block’

by YungBritish January 29, 2020