salty balls

The taste of a guys balls after having not washed for many a day.

Sara: Nothin' worse than my boyfriend's Salty Balls - he never wash!

by Braku69 April 29, 2006

old balls

Disparaging term for an old man.

Is that the guy with old balls?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

Ball Slap

Gyrating your body until yor sweety balls slap against your body making a loud noise

Alex is the king of the ball slap.

by Just a guy December 3, 2004

balls and titties

1. An exclamatory phrase used to express annoyance

or

2. Submission to a statement

EXAMPLE 1:

Jimmy - "Hey man, I know I asked you 25 times in the last minute, but did you seriously murder your parents?"

Jack - "YES!!! BALLS AND TITTIES!!!"

Example 2:

Sue - "Honey, will you take out the trash?"

Phil - "OK ALREADY!!! BALLS AND TITTIES!!!"

by pumphrey May 12, 2008

blade ball

The act of sticking razor blades in a tennis ball so the sharp end is sticking out and then putting it in a girl's ass and watching her shit it out while you're eating a blue otter pop with whip cream on your eyebrows.

"That bitch cheated on me so last night i gave her the blade ball."

by ilovepussyinyourass September 7, 2009

gooch ball

A sport created in 2006 which involves two teams of 6, with each player equipt with a flaming red hot mace on the end of a chain. The object of the game is to use the mace to scalp the gooch of the players on the opposing team. The winning team are the first to scalp all the gooches off the opposing team.

Often played by gam toeand braggaldhino

Arghhhh i just got gooched at gooch ball

hey bragg do u want a game of goochball this afternoon

gam toe just got harshly gooched

by adam ford November 5, 2006

ball cuzzis

When a girl puts alkasalser in her mouth with water, and a dude puts his nads in her mouth.

This ball cuzzis feels good.

by tourettes1992 August 23, 2006