banana

the best friend for a monkey

monkey 1: you know that banana

monkey 2: yeah
monkey 1: i wanna be she/he friend should I talk to she/he/it
monkey 2: yeah banana is the best friend to be with

by i'M A PoTaTo! January 1, 2021

Banana

5'10", blonde, green eyes, wicked smile super cute real hot always happy one of the guys girl. A chick who has mostly guys for friends cuz she can't handle all the bullshit girls do. Likes beer and Brett Favre. Makes bitches laugh and assholes cry. Sings karaoke to shitty 80's tunes cuz she likes to sing and likes shitty 80' music.

Charlie -"That Brittany is pretty hot. Do you know her?"
Jimmy -"Yeah. She's pretty cool too. But look out, she's a banana."
Charlie -"Good. I could go for a banana split right about now."

by rippledtwine February 18, 2011

Banana

You are a fucking retard for looking this up. Bananas are for eating not pleasure.

CLARE HOW COULD YOU!!! I was going to eat the banana for desert.

by Fuckherrightinthepussy6969 January 11, 2017

absolute bananas

a moment when a person goes borderline insane and is overreacting and screaming and all that.

"dude, why is your room so messy?"
"i went absolute bananas when i saw my exam grade yesterday."

by sigmeow April 3, 2024

banana up your ass and around the corner

An insult.
Very painful if applied on real life scenario's.

I'm gonna stick a banana up your ass and around the corner, you asshole!

by NiborB524 September 23, 2016

banana and barbecue sauce

Banana and Barbecue Sauce is a banana In barbecue sauce.

Old man: Want banana and barbecue sauce?
Older man: Yes

by I like barbecue sauce May 22, 2023

Banana split

When I split you with my banana

She loves going to dinner and getting a banana split for desert

by F3TU5801 April 16, 2021